So my good friend Alisa Starr of Snarky Cards has this painting you see and... well, you can read it for yourself. I think it's pretty funny and would make a great present for that friend always making bad decisions or maybe you're the one who makes bad decisions and you just need a constant reminder of your weakness. Whatever the case, Alisa's selling this fine painting in her Etsy store. It's 11"x14" on canvas, painted with acrylic paints 'cuz she's artsy fartsy like that.

Also she has a funny moment with a Frank Sinatra Impersonator and kung-fu and not at the same time, which would be interesting and I'm pretty sure that "kung-fu" is a euphemism or else I had no idea about the massive martial arts talent Alisa possesses.